A phone rings at the white house. Lifting the device, a man answers:
- Howdy! This is the president. What's the urgency? If it is Bin Laden that wants to surrender, tell him it is too late. I want him dead.
- No, Mr. President it is even more urgent.
- I know it, with America striking back, our bombs have destroyed another food warehouse in Afghanistan. I know I already told our military to be very careful. Our bombs cost a lot of money. We cannot afford missing targets.
- No, Mr. President, it is not Afghanistan. By the way, our media are obeying our orders. The American public does not see pictures of the civilian casualties. But it is not that
- What is it then? Don't tell that the airline industry is requesting an additional bailout of the next terrorist attack.
- No, Mr. President. The airlines are busy with the money they have demanded. But it is not about.
-Is it V.P. Cheney? Did he have another heart attack? Btw, he is doing fine wherever he is doing whatever he is. At least now if he has a heart attack, the press will not be informed.
- No, sir. He is doing fine, except that if he stays at an undisclosed location, he is a concerned that he may be forgotten about and then his chances of winning presidential elections for 2009 would be slim.
- It must be Al Gore who is disputing again the election results?
- No sir, he is not. By the way, his beard is much shorter than Bin Laden's. So there is no way we could blame the Bin Laden matter on the democrats.
- Don't tell me that another surveillance plane has been forced to land in china.
- No sir, it is more urgent than that. By the way, with our trade relations and China's most favored nation status, we have business contracts that will keep the Chinese making toys for the next hundred years while we make advances in science and technology, which will strengthen our military power and world supremacy.
- Come on. I need to prepare to meet my good friend Putin of Russian, who is good man. By the way, it was interesting to meet Putin, the former KGB agent. Is there another anthrax letter that got through our defense lines in Washington, DC? The anthrax spores, just like the Taliban, hate our freedom, but we will prevail
- No, Sir. Our defense line layers are holding against the anthrax. But it is not that.
- What is it? Are you with me or against me? If you don't tell me, I am going again to my ranch in my beautiful hometown.
- Sir, it is the American people.
- What's wrong with the people? Have they found out that I am a dictator like my good tyrant friends in other third world countries? We soon will have with military tribunals, an agency that can assassinate people, and the possibility to arrest innocent people? Have they made the connection that the Vice-President and the secretary of State are military men?
- No, Sir. As long we have media that will continue to bear our propaganda that we are free and good, they will remain busy, eating, drinking, and consuming.
-What's it then? What do they want?
- It is the continuous layoffs. People are hurting.
- We already have created more than 1,000 jobs by putting suspects in an internment camp. In this respect, I was able to get some valuable information about KGB methods of physical persuasion and interments in Siberia. This could come handy in Alaska when we will create 7,000,000 more jobs.
- Howdy! This is the president. What's the urgency? If it is Bin Laden that wants to surrender, tell him it is too late. I want him dead.
- No, Mr. President it is even more urgent.
- I know it, with America striking back, our bombs have destroyed another food warehouse in Afghanistan. I know I already told our military to be very careful. Our bombs cost a lot of money. We cannot afford missing targets.
- No, Mr. President, it is not Afghanistan. By the way, our media are obeying our orders. The American public does not see pictures of the civilian casualties. But it is not that
- What is it then? Don't tell that the airline industry is requesting an additional bailout of the next terrorist attack.
- No, Mr. President. The airlines are busy with the money they have demanded. But it is not about.
-Is it V.P. Cheney? Did he have another heart attack? Btw, he is doing fine wherever he is doing whatever he is. At least now if he has a heart attack, the press will not be informed.
- No, sir. He is doing fine, except that if he stays at an undisclosed location, he is a concerned that he may be forgotten about and then his chances of winning presidential elections for 2009 would be slim.
- It must be Al Gore who is disputing again the election results?
- No sir, he is not. By the way, his beard is much shorter than Bin Laden's. So there is no way we could blame the Bin Laden matter on the democrats.
- Don't tell me that another surveillance plane has been forced to land in china.
- No sir, it is more urgent than that. By the way, with our trade relations and China's most favored nation status, we have business contracts that will keep the Chinese making toys for the next hundred years while we make advances in science and technology, which will strengthen our military power and world supremacy.
- Come on. I need to prepare to meet my good friend Putin of Russian, who is good man. By the way, it was interesting to meet Putin, the former KGB agent. Is there another anthrax letter that got through our defense lines in Washington, DC? The anthrax spores, just like the Taliban, hate our freedom, but we will prevail
- No, Sir. Our defense line layers are holding against the anthrax. But it is not that.
- What is it? Are you with me or against me? If you don't tell me, I am going again to my ranch in my beautiful hometown.
- Sir, it is the American people.
- What's wrong with the people? Have they found out that I am a dictator like my good tyrant friends in other third world countries? We soon will have with military tribunals, an agency that can assassinate people, and the possibility to arrest innocent people? Have they made the connection that the Vice-President and the secretary of State are military men?
- No, Sir. As long we have media that will continue to bear our propaganda that we are free and good, they will remain busy, eating, drinking, and consuming.
-What's it then? What do they want?
- It is the continuous layoffs. People are hurting.
- We already have created more than 1,000 jobs by putting suspects in an internment camp. In this respect, I was able to get some valuable information about KGB methods of physical persuasion and interments in Siberia. This could come handy in Alaska when we will create 7,000,000 more jobs.
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